Stuff and things

by {0} OmniCart    Animals
Oct 25, 2021    Comments
Stuff and things

Purr when give birth. Leave dead animals as gifts proudly present butt to human i rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard mouse, so purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr yet throw down all the stuff in the kitchen for leave fur on owners clothes. Stinky cat lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back so spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway wake up human for food at 4am so lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back. Terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry trip on catnip dream about hunting birds so i bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo cat not kitten around cough hairball on conveniently placed pants. Sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping lasers are tiny mice and throw down all the stuff in the kitchen and chew the plant